A board for my favorite Green Texts from 4chan. Enjoy.
A board for my favorite Green Texts from 4chan. Enjoy.
>Be at Swedish ship cruise >haven't defecated in a week week >shit at least three giant python in the toilet > try to flush > not working.jpg >panic > try to flush again but shit doesn't flush >look for a cleaner lady in the hallway >Swedis...
Reality glitch thread Post times where time and space goofed. >Be me >Going to bed while staying at grandparents' rural farmhouse as a 10 year old kid. >Not tired at all - 100 % lucid. >Decide eh I'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9 : 30 p....
Tell me about it . >went to the store on Thursday >bought a half gallon jar of pickles >love me some pickles >eat one as soon as I get home >tastesgoodman.bat >so good I decide I'll have a few more >walk back to my computer and start to work but the u...
My life fucking sucks and I 'm seriously considering suicide >live in small town >work in fast food because I 'm still trying to graduate >coworker is a cynical asshole who constantly mocks me and will one day do something fucking amazing with his life >b...
>> 79675930 # This reminds me of something I read from the Bush War >Rhodies recover enemy rifles after each engagement >They keep finding rifles with the rear sight dialed in to the highest setting, practically fucking indirect fire >They are extremely confused...
Tech support horror thread? Tech support horror thread. Share your stories. >be me >work at mid-sized software company >IT support > some new guy gets a job as a programmer >claims he has worked at very big projects before >can't name them >fast forwa...
>Be me >Be 16 >New school, introduced to class >Meet guy who is an asshole, let's call him Shitgut >Shitgut tries to start bullying me >Be alpha and resist >Don't make many friends, don't need them >Notice Shitgut bullies other kids >D...
>Depressed teen >Tell parents >They somehow think fuckin 13 reasons why is the source of my depression and i shouldn't watch the second season >Fuckin lul >I try to tell them that its good because it opens up conversation about important issues >They jus...
>be me >be poorf*g >be bicycling home from grocery shopping >carrying a bag of sliced bread in my hand since I didn't want to squish it into my backpack > some douchebag passes by me on a bicycle > it 's on >pedal faster and stay right behind thi...
>be fat >go to /fit/ and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster >apparently things with loads of fiber is going to save my filthy soul > "Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion" >go out an...