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# a-pastor-announced

By amigo-malignancy01 on January 24, 2026
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A pastor announced "if you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left."

All the men in the church moved to left, except one man.

The pastor was happy there was at least one strong man, and asked, "How come your wife can't control you?"

The man quietly replied, "It's my wife who told me not to move."

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