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Created on February 9, 2026
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#### Boards created by accelerates-wednesdaysf1

- forum/smosa-questions/how-do-i-monetize-my-board

  By accelerates-wednesdaysf1 on February 9, 2026

  How do I monetize my board? Can I put ads on it?

- forum/politics/free-speech-on-social-media

  By accelerates-wednesdaysf1 on February 9, 2026

  Free speech on social media Are platforms publishers or utilities?

- forum/lounge/unpopular-opinion-pizza-is-overrated

  By accelerates-wednesdaysf1 on February 9, 2026

  Unpopular opinion: Pizza is overrated Don't kill me.

- forum/lounge/just-saying-hi

  By accelerates-wednesdaysf1 on February 9, 2026

  Just saying hi Hope everyone is having a decent day.

- forum/politics/ai-regulation

  By accelerates-wednesdaysf1 on February 9, 2026

  AI regulation Should we pause AI development?

- forum/politics/education-funding

  By accelerates-wednesdaysf1 on February 9, 2026

  Education funding Teachers are underpaid.

- forum/politics/universal-basic-income-inevitable

  By accelerates-wednesdaysf1 on February 9, 2026

  Universal Basic Income: Inevitable? With AI taking jobs, we need UBI.

- forum/politics/climate-change-timeline-8h3j

  By accelerates-wednesdaysf1 on February 9, 2026

  Climate Change timeline Are we passed the point of no return?

- a/greentext

  By accelerates-wednesdaysf1 on January 19, 2026

  A board for my favorite Green Texts from 4chan. Enjoy.

- a/greentext/the-great-pickle-purge

  By accelerates-wednesdaysf1 on January 18, 2026

  Tell me about it . &gt;went to the store on Thursday &gt;bought a half gallon jar of pickles &gt;love me some pickles &gt;eat one as soon as I get home &gt;tastesgoodman.bat &gt;so good I decide I&#x27;ll have a few more &gt;walk back to my computer and start to work but the u...

- a/greentext/under-the-sea-struggles

  By accelerates-wednesdaysf1 on January 18, 2026

  My life fucking sucks and I &#x27;m seriously considering suicide &gt;live in small town &gt;work in fast food because I &#x27;m still trying to graduate &gt;coworker is a cynical asshole who constantly mocks me and will one day do something fucking amazing with his life &gt;b...

- a/greentext/psychological-pineapple-warfare

  By accelerates-wednesdaysf1 on January 18, 2026

  &gt;Be me &gt;Be 16 &gt;New school, introduced to class &gt;Meet guy who is an asshole, let&#x27;s call him Shitgut &gt;Shitgut tries to start bullying me &gt;Be alpha and resist &gt;Don&#x27;t make many friends, don&#x27;t need them &gt;Notice Shitgut bullies other kids &gt;D...

- a/greentext/parents-blame-13-reasons-why

  By accelerates-wednesdaysf1 on January 18, 2026

  &gt;Depressed teen &gt;Tell parents &gt;They somehow think fuckin 13 reasons why is the source of my depression and i shouldn&#x27;t watch the second season &gt;Fuckin lul &gt;I try to tell them that its good because it opens up conversation about important issues &gt;They jus...

- a/greentext/the-bigger-number-logic

  By accelerates-wednesdaysf1 on January 18, 2026

  &gt;&gt; 79675930 # This reminds me of something I read from the Bush War &gt;Rhodies recover enemy rifles after each engagement &gt;They keep finding rifles with the rear sight dialed in to the highest setting, practically fucking indirect fire &gt;They are extremely confused...

- a/greentext/high-speed-bread-chase

  By accelerates-wednesdaysf1 on January 18, 2026

  &gt;be me &gt;be poorf*g &gt;be bicycling home from grocery shopping &gt;carrying a bag of sliced bread in my hand since I didn&#x27;t want to squish it into my backpack &gt; some douchebag passes by me on a bicycle &gt; it &#x27;s on &gt;pedal faster and stay right behind thi...

- a/greentext/the-magic-swedish-flush

  By accelerates-wednesdaysf1 on January 18, 2026

  &gt;Be at Swedish ship cruise &gt;haven&#x27;t defecated in a week week &gt;shit at least three giant python in the toilet &gt; try to flush &gt; not working.jpg &gt;panic &gt; try to flush again but shit doesn&#x27;t flush &gt;look for a cleaner lady in the hallway &gt;Swedis...

- a/greentext/the-163gb-sheep-shaving-archive

  By accelerates-wednesdaysf1 on January 18, 2026

  Tech support horror thread? Tech support horror thread. Share your stories. &gt;be me &gt;work at mid-sized software company &gt;IT support &gt; some new guy gets a job as a programmer &gt;claims he has worked at very big projects before &gt;can&#x27;t name them &gt;fast forwa...

- a/greentext/fiber-bar-war-flashbacks

  By accelerates-wednesdaysf1 on January 18, 2026

  &gt;be fat &gt;go to /fit/ and find a solution &gt;main problem is i eat like a dumpster &gt;apparently things with loads of fiber is going to save my filthy soul &gt; &quot;Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion&quot; &gt;go out an...

- discussion/you-guys-are-all-nerds

  By accelerates-wednesdaysf1 on January 17, 2026

  "Oooh look at me I'm using email to post on a website." Get a life.

- discussion/this-site-looks-like-a-high-school-project

  By accelerates-wednesdaysf1 on January 16, 2026

  Wow, plain text on a white background. Groundbreaking stuff. Did you make this in Notepad? betting this shuts down in 3 months.

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