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# fiber-bar-war-flashbacks

By accelerates-wednesdaysf1 on January 24, 2026
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    >be fat
    >go to /fit/ and find a solution
    >main problem is i eat like a dumpster
    >apparently things with loads of fiber is going to save my filthy soul
    >"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion"
    >go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars
    >the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks
    >i dont shit that day
    >next day i fiber myself up even more
    >i dont shit that day either
    >fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon
    >can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore
    >i dont shit the third day
    >i dont shit the fourth day
    >thefinaldaydawns.mp3
    >i have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way
    >the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me
    >it's whistling
    >just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin
    >no sound other than the whistling hiss
    >suddenly stops
    >the hole is plugged
    >SOS
    >this shit is so solid it feels like i'm giving anal birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson
    >hang on to the shower curtain and pray
    >the rock is shot out of my asshole at mach speed
    >my entire ass is covered in toilet water
    >now the fun begins
    >a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me
    >solid and prefectly round nuggets
    >the smell is killing me
    >blacking out
    >the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks
    >iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg
    >my guts are yelling in german
    >sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly
    >most of the shit isn't even digested at this point
    >just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat
    >after an hour it finally seems to be over
    >im shivering and crying
    >both legs collapse as i try to stand up
    >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet
    >gondorcallsforaid.rar
    >shakily wipe my ass
    >completely clean

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